So the government issues a warning saying only morons would go into Liberia right now. The president of that country was arrested for like killing everyone but there are still rebels running loose.
Guess where my dad is taking me? Uh huh. Liberia.
But you know what’s really scary? I have less than one month to memorize all my lines!!!!!!!!!
“How would you like to drop out of school?” says my dad this morning.
Seriously.
So like yesterday he’s lecturing me about my grades (I haaaattteee geometry!!!) and then today he says who needs school.
Here’s the deal: He got offered some job where he gets to travel around the world—and he wants me to come with him. He’ll have to hire a tutor to home school me, which is fine by me. (As long as he’s cute!!!) I’ll only have to do school for half a day. Suckers!!!!!!
“O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?”
One line down, two million to go.